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Laura. 19. NC.

Me and shenannigans. All over your screen.

allthisbadblog:

sorry-ari:

It’s exactly what you think it is and you need to listen to it.

THE NOOOOOOOTES

(Source: wavedways, via overboarddd)

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via thathardcorekid)